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Created on 2001-04-09 09:41:28 (#95695), last updated 2009-10-03
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Basic Info| Name: | The surprise in the cereal box of crime |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1976-08-20 |
| Location: | Long Beach, California, United States |
| Website: | Visual Diary : About a girl and her psychosis |
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Willabark@hotmail.com BioSO yeah, I'm Willow.
I'm an artist who will eventually do it for a living but on my terms.
I've got a Fiancee who I love so so so very much. He is my overly tall boy of wonderfulness.
I also have a new boy of shiny goodness who makes me laugh constantly.
I'm a poly chicka who has alot of love in her.
I spell horribly and I post nonsense. There you are warned.
I have much family only 3 of which I am related to.
I collect boy sibs like Egon collects spores, molds, and fungus.
I wear my heart, not on my sleeve but on my forehead, in bright neon.
I'm not fickle in that I don't fall outta love easily but I get crushes sooo easily.
Did I dream that you dreamed about me?
Oh and HUG ME!
*HUGS* TOTAL!
give Willabark more *HUGS*
Get hugs of your own
Here is what other people have been saying about the Willow:
"Mile a minute laughs, I couldn't stop smiling all the way home!"![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
nomilomi
"willabark is the feel-good LJ User of the year!"shinyevil
"I think Tim would say that Willow has tasty fingers!"ireaa
"The reason I still read LJ"smashcritical
"willabark is the fast, non-stop thrill ride of the summer, with a twist ending that you'll have to see to believe! Shocking! Two thumbs WAY up!"flemco
"Willow is full of suspense and will keep you hanging on to the edge of your seat. Colorful and artsy."mommyangi
"willabark, much better then Cats! All the entertainment, none of the furries!"michelf
"willabark - not just for breakfast anymore!"chamberpotts
"A catchy tune, but hard to dance to."oninomaggie
"the feel good willabark of the summer. A must see" - Siskel from beyond the grave
"A classic yet comedic tale of adventure, mystery, swordfighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles, good and evil, and loads of kissing!"numero9
"That's right kids, its everyone's favorite pal, WILLOW! Not just for faire anymore, this chick's got it all; Brains, Beauty, and Braun, all for the low-low price of a corner in your heart. Availability is limited, so reserve your time with WILLOW today!"theclaire
"if cool were a food, like....cool ranch doritos or something...
seeing how it has cool in the name...
isnt it weird? what if ranch WASNT cool?
then that would be false advertising.
then we could sue, cause not only does it not make us cool...but its not cool tasting.
ctually cool ranch doritos are the LEAST cool flavor.
it should be cool spicier nacho..or something.
thatd be better fitting. dont you think?
well if coolwas measured in spicier nacho doritos...
teh willow would be an abundace of bags of spicier nachos doritos.
she's that cool.
not like cool ranch doritos though...
they arent cool"_ninja_fetus_
I'm an artist who will eventually do it for a living but on my terms.
I've got a Fiancee who I love so so so very much. He is my overly tall boy of wonderfulness.
I also have a new boy of shiny goodness who makes me laugh constantly.
I'm a poly chicka who has alot of love in her.
I spell horribly and I post nonsense. There you are warned.
I have much family only 3 of which I am related to.
I collect boy sibs like Egon collects spores, molds, and fungus.
I wear my heart, not on my sleeve but on my forehead, in bright neon.
I'm not fickle in that I don't fall outta love easily but I get crushes sooo easily.
Did I dream that you dreamed about me?
Oh and HUG ME!
*HUGS* TOTAL!
give Willabark more *HUGS*
Get hugs of your own
Here is what other people have been saying about the Willow:
"Mile a minute laughs, I couldn't stop smiling all the way home!"
nomilomi"willabark is the feel-good LJ User of the year!"
shinyevil"I think Tim would say that Willow has tasty fingers!"
ireaa"The reason I still read LJ"
smashcritical"willabark is the fast, non-stop thrill ride of the summer, with a twist ending that you'll have to see to believe! Shocking! Two thumbs WAY up!"
flemco"Willow is full of suspense and will keep you hanging on to the edge of your seat. Colorful and artsy."
mommyangi"willabark, much better then Cats! All the entertainment, none of the furries!"
michelf"willabark - not just for breakfast anymore!"
chamberpotts"A catchy tune, but hard to dance to."
oninomaggie"the feel good willabark of the summer. A must see" - Siskel from beyond the grave
"A classic yet comedic tale of adventure, mystery, swordfighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles, good and evil, and loads of kissing!"
numero9"That's right kids, its everyone's favorite pal, WILLOW! Not just for faire anymore, this chick's got it all; Brains, Beauty, and Braun, all for the low-low price of a corner in your heart. Availability is limited, so reserve your time with WILLOW today!"
theclaire"if cool were a food, like....cool ranch doritos or something...
seeing how it has cool in the name...
isnt it weird? what if ranch WASNT cool?
then that would be false advertising.
then we could sue, cause not only does it not make us cool...but its not cool tasting.
ctually cool ranch doritos are the LEAST cool flavor.
it should be cool spicier nacho..or something.
thatd be better fitting. dont you think?
well if coolwas measured in spicier nacho doritos...
teh willow would be an abundace of bags of spicier nachos doritos.
she's that cool.
not like cool ranch doritos though...
they arent cool"
_ninja_fetus_ ConnectInterests (63):
"the new relationship smell", acting, airplanes, art, bein funny, boober, boy a, boys, butterflies, caddy, chocolate, coffee, crushes, cuddles, dancing, drawing, dreams, extraneous boy attachments, eyes, faire, fraggle rock, girls, good sex havers, goth, grr flap, grrls, head petties, holding hands, humming birds, improv, industrial, kites, lauwiliwilinukunukuʻoiʻoi (or the butterflyfish), love, misanthropy, momus, monkeys, mud, my cat cotterpin, my rat otis, neko, odd shoes, peter pan, piercings, polyamoury, poxy boggards, puritans, riotously unsuccessful ninja zombies, sculpting, sean toast, sewing, sexy round hips, spinning, spooning, swimming, tattoos, tell me ma, the ocean, the privateers, traveling without plans, tummy butterflies, walks in the rain, wumpskate
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